More like poking fun with fire Puff, sass, repeat Nicotine makes me witty-ish Ash-tounding antics await Smokers do it with giggles Light it and fight it boredom, that is Smoky sense of humor activated Cloud nine and sassy too Puff with attitude Cigarettes are my comedy sidekick Smokers: experts in fun combustion Ash your patience for more jokes Light-hearted mischief, fully loaded Nicotine ninja moves Puff, laugh, troll Smokers always have a pun up their sleeve Clouded judgment, crystal-clear jokes Ash-tounding sassiness Smoky vibes only Humor is the best inhalant Classic Sayings But with a Smoker Twist Old sayings never die, we just puff them up: A smoke in time saves nine Curiosity killed the cat, nicotine saved it Dont count your puffs before theyre lit Smoke rises, so do spirits All that glitters isnt gold, sometimes its a cigar A rolling smoke gathers no moss You cant judge a smoke by its ash Strike while the lighters hot Better late than extinguished Smoke before you leap Every cloud has a silver lining usually ash When in Rome, puff like a local Ash you go, laugh you must Rome wasnt built in a day, but smokers had plenty of breaks Dont put all your smoke in one basket Keep your friends close, and your cigars closer Smoke signals speak louder than words A penny for your ash
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Suggest some things they can do, like read a book, watch a television show, or write in a journal
Thats pretty much how it shook out last night in Kansas City when Bowles with one of the more lethal quarterbacks in the history of the game staring across the field at him, chomping on his tooth protector just itching for a chance to get his hands on the ball again decided to play with matches and not go for a kill shot to win with a two-point conversion
Im always the one that gets killed
